Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics

Celebrate the holidays in the most irreverent way possible with Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics, now available on vinyl. This unforgettable South Park soundtrack features your favorite characters like Eric Cartman, Mr. Garrison, Mr. Hankey, and even Satan, delivering holiday tunes that are anything but traditional. Packed with humor, satire, and festive chaos, this collection showcases twisted renditions of Christmas classics as only Trey Parker and Matt Stone could imagine.

From Cartman’s tone-deaf “O Holy Night” to Mr. Garrison’s brutally honest “Merry Fucking Christmas,” this record is a goldmine of holiday absurdity. Whether it's the emotionally charged “The Lonely Jew On Christmas” by Kyle Broflovski or the hilariously dark “Christmas Time In Hell” by Satan, every track brings the animated world of South Park to life on wax. The album also features original songs like “Dead Dead Dead” and “Swiss Colony Beef Log,” ensuring it stands out from any standard holiday collection.

Pressed on high-quality vinyl, Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics is a must-have for fans of the show, collectors of soundtrack LPs, or anyone looking to add a bold twist to their festive music rotation. This release proves that vinyl and comedy are a perfect match—especially when the holidays get weird in South Park.